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Joke of the Day
"What's worst than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in three trash cans."
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"A Mexican Magician... ...told his audience he'd disappear on the count of three. He began counting ""Uno, dos..."" And he disappeared without a tres."
"One day On Reddit I would love to see ""I'm a schizophrenic... Ask us anything!"""
"RANGER: Remember, don't feed the bears ME (being attacked by a grizzly): OH GOD HE'S RIPPING ME APART! RANGER: What did I just say!?"
"What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack? Well you call him porkchop"
"How I feel when watching youtube... I dont mind the buffer ... I dont mind the adds... But when the ads buffer... I suffer"
"Ted Cruz should have been forced to carry his Campaign to term... Terminating it is unchristian afterall"
"What is long and hard that a Australian bride gets in her wedding night? Dick"
"[about to go in for emergency surgery] ME: *slips surgeon a $20* what if you were to give me wings like a giant bird?"
"Q: What did the blind German say? A: I can Nazi you!"