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Joke of the Day
"A Russian walks into an alchohal rehab facility... Wait...what?"
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"You need to understand latin and german to understand this one Ovum ovum, quid lacus ego."
"It surely can't be a coincidence that Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog share the same middle name"
"Chuck Norris threw an impact grenade and killed one hundred people. Then the grenade blew up."
"What's the difference between a hockey player and my exgirlfriend? A hockey player will shower after 3 periods"
"Why did the blind blonde cross the road because she was following her seeing eye chicken"
"If you commit 90 sins, u will get caught 45 times. Why? Because Sin 90 = Cot 45!"
"Make the little things count. Teach midgets math"
"The batteries on my camcorder died halfway through my wife's wedding speech. I'm never going to hear the end of it."
"Life hack: McDonald's will deliver if you tell them that you are holding Ronald hostage for a ransom of [your desired food order]"