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Joke of the Day

"Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!"

"What's the best way to fit 30 Jews in a 5 passenger car? 30 in the ashtray"

"Why does OP never deliver? [removed]"

"The people on the internet are so friendly.... One guy called me bro, and he even said my story was cool."

"*skips away in terror"

"TIL How to Time Travel And man do I miss Reddit."

"I heard a joke about corn the other day. It was amaizeing"

"What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl? He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed."

"So apparently I've been Googling 'Asian Prom' this whole time. I watched like seven videos before I realized they weren't going to bang."

"*Jesus multiplies a loaf of bread for the masses* From the back: Actually I'm gluten free now. Jesus: ughhh, someone get me a fish"