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Joke of the Day

"wherever this dart lands is where I'll take a trip to *throws dart and it lands on Hogwarts poster* oh, well this is going to be difficult"

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"Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: Because someone threw a piano at her."
"and so, the squirrel who forgot where he buried his acorn became the squirel who planted this tall beautibful oak tree"
"How do Orcs eat their food? By goblin it down."
"To celebrate Star Wars we baked some ""Wookie Cookies"". They were a little on the Chewy side."
"wife: Can't we just buy a bigger catflap? me: [buttering the cat] We're not made of money, Karen"
"Adopt a Highway ""When do you think it is a safe age to tell a highway it's been adopted?"""
"Mom: a little birdie told me you got drunk last night Me: you're the one friggen talking to birds"
"Anyone else ever wondered how long it would take a giraffe to throw up ?"
"""Let there be one more blade!""-Gillette marketing concepts."