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Joke of the Day
"Mom: a little birdie told me you got drunk last night Me: you're the one friggen talking to birds"
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"""wow these chicken wings are SPICY"" i say aloud to no one, the world ended years ago. i'm not even eating wings. even the sun has gone"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? one's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean"
"How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you."
"If someone says they're going to quit their job to become a stand-up comedian, ... Are you supposed to laugh?"
"Little Johnny Orders A Pizza ""I'll have an extra large pie, but hold the cheese, hold the sauce, and hold the crust on that pizza!"" Haha"
"What's a gay guys favorite pizza? Meat lover's"
"What do gyms and prisons have in common? They're both full of ripped assholes."
"A redhead tells her blonde friend she had sex with a Brazilian while on vacation. The blonde says, ""You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""
"What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to? Earl Lee"