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Joke of the Day
"Adopt a Highway ""When do you think it is a safe age to tell a highway it's been adopted?"""
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"The tachyon leaves. The Barman says ""We don't serve your kind here."" A tachyon enters a bar."
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"I Remember The Last Thing My Grandpa Said to me Before he kicked the Bucket He said ""Hey, how Far Do you think i can kick this bucket?"""
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"So... There was a kidnapping at my school... But don't worry-- he woke up."
"[Wildebeest being lowered Mission Impossible-style from a helicopter to graze the grasses of Buckingham Palace]"