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Joke of the Day

"To celebrate Star Wars we baked some ""Wookie Cookies"". They were a little on the Chewy side."

"Kind of morbid (sorry) (From my uncles) Him: Have you ever fucked a dog as long as you wanted? Me: NO! Him: Why'd you stop?"

"Why do old people read the bible so much? cramming for finals"

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking! jk... rolling"

"Fears: dying alone, getting horribly maimed or disfigured, people who stick their tongue out in photos"

"I went to the Reddit restaurant All of its servers were busy..."

"Paris Hilton is suddenly a DJ? Well. Then I'm a dragon."

"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again."

"What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under a vest!"

"For me, the hardest part of the driving test was escaping before the car filled with ocean water."