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Joke of the Day

"""Let there be one more blade!""-Gillette marketing concepts."

"Q: Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: He was hit by a bus"

"Robots If robots were somehow about to sexually reproduce, they wouldn't have to change much. I mean they already have a binary system."

"If the world was made of LSD, I'd learn to walk on my tongue."

"A Burglar got into the house of a Lawyer the other day... After a terrible struggle, the Lawyer succeeded in robbing him."

"whats worse than eating shit out of someone's ass? chewing & transferring it to your lover's mouth"

"What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas? Gee, you knit?"

"What is mitosis? Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam."

"How do you piss off an animal rights activist? You eat pita bread."

"My signature move is illegal in 37 states."