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Joke of the Day
"What's better than having sex with an 8 year old boy against a barbed wire fence? Nothing."
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"Why can't John complete a workout? He tried, but it didn't work out."
"Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !"
"I have come up with the most awkward event of all time: the Father-Son wedding dance."
"What did Melania Trump say to her speech writer? Thanks, Obama."
"Death row last meal? Starfish. Eat a leg, it grows back. Sit back and enjoy a long life eating starfish legs in an electric chair."
"16 sodium atoms walk into a bar... Followed by BATMAN!"
"Kristen Stew@rt is apologizing for ""everything she has done"", which I'm assuming includes the Twilight series."
"What do you say when the yoga teacher tells you to leave class for no reason? Nah, I'mma stay."
"Have you heard the joke about what's in the egg Sorry, you wouldn't find it funny it's more of an inside yolk."