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Joke of the Day

"Why did u shoot ur wife ? Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover? Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week."

"Have you heard of probability before? The student replied, ""probably"""

"A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying ""If you don't eat all your cotton you won't get any satin."""

"What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon? Kermit The Frog's fingers."

"I can't wait for thanksgiving. It's an election year so that means there will be at least 4 fist fights and someone's getting disowned."

"Stevie Wonder (a bit racist) Stevie wonder was asked during an interview what it felt like to be blind. He answered, ""its not so bad. It could be worse, I could be black"""

"Why did the console player cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side"

"Math, I'm not a therapist... ...Solve your own problems."

"Considering our obsessions with cats and emojis, the internet really is the new ancient Egypt."

"A person wearing a 'Snitches Get Stitches Shirt' I walked up to him and asked him where he got it. He said, ""At the local mall"" I beat his ass up."