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Joke of the Day

"Considering our obsessions with cats and emojis, the internet really is the new ancient Egypt."

"I got jumped by five black guys in Baltimore. The car started right up but they said I'd need a new battery."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brighton ! Brighton who ? Brighton-der the light of the moon !"

"When I die I already know my last words will be. ""but I'm still hungry"""

"I have a joke about fish and herbs. But I don't think now is the thyme or the plaice to tell it."

"Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had a boner"

"Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground And I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off."

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick. Possibly better for r/dadjokes, I'll show my self out."

"Heard a newsreader relaying the news that Richie Benaud had died and I thought to myself ""What a fine delivery that was"""

"My son approaches even small chores with the enthusiasm of a POW forced to build a railway bridge over the river Kwai."