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Joke of the Day
"How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar? They both have a Tutankhamun."
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"LIKE if you remember having to REWIND a video before you returned it."
"What does Sonic say when's he on a diet Gotta go fast!!"
"I got a nice Rolex from the lesbian couple next door after they asked me what I wanted for my birthday. It's a cool gift and all, but I think they misunderstood me when I told them I wanna watch."
"Jokes about communism are funny... Unless you share them with everybody"
"How to make your ears pop? Try some sparkly earrings."
"I like my women like I like my wine.. 12 years old and locked up in a cellar."
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"What was Jesus's least favorite bone? The blasfemur"
"If you can think of a better fish pun Let minnow"