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Joke of the Day
"How to make your ears pop? Try some sparkly earrings."
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"Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie? To-mate-toes!"
"When Obama declared war on Ebola, an executive producer at Fox News tried to find it on google maps."
"Why did the cucumber blush? Because it saw the salad dressing."
"Why did the chicken double-cross the road? To change sides."
"If I was stranded on a snowy mountaintop with friends and had to resort to cannibalism, the most horrific part would be not having ketchup."
"What did God say when he made the first black man Shit i burnt this one"
"Down on yourself for being lazy? Keep in mind the Greeks believed their GODS lived atop a very hikeable mountain and no one went to check."
"I heard a glass of red wine a day was good for prostate health... My doctor, on the other hand, says I'm doing it wrong."
"""that's me in the corner."" - r.e.m. explaining how facetime works"