191054
Joke of the Day
"What does Sonic say when's he on a diet Gotta go fast!!"
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the man with the five penises? His Condoms fit like a glove."
"What do you call an Italian's semi-formal shirt? Marco's polo"
"how do you know when a computer geek likes you? he looks at your feet instead of his own..."
"Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls."
"The picture heading read ""Panorama!"" I thought it said ""Paranormal"" I wasted hours staring at these elongated images looking for ghosts."
"My sister-in-law had a miscarriage Does that raise or lower her kill-death ratio?"
"What do you call a Japanese sociopath who is unaffected by death? Unbereavable"
"A woman who's husband died is called a widow, what do you call a husband who's wife died? Lucky"
"Found a wooden shoe in my toilet it was clogged saw on last comic standing"