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Joke of the Day

"What was Jesus's least favorite bone? The blasfemur"

"Gymnasts used to look tiny and cute, now they look like they'll kick your @ss in a bar fight."

"IT Jokes 3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later, they walked out... Because they couldn't find a table."

"Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: ""Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"""

"My doctor told me I should do something about my athlete's foot. But that's what makes me such a fun guy."

"I was watching the film, 'A Perfect Murder,' with my wife She told me she was getting scared. ""Is it the storyline?"" I asked. ""Not really,"" she replied. ""Stop taking notes."""

"My favorite one-liner Two women sat down quietly."

"Never ever... Never trust a midget that tells you your wife's hair smells nice."

"""Every kiss begins with k"" I whisper to myself as I read the one letter reply from my crush."

"Just wanted to tell the weekend that I love you and I will be back, I will not let the weekdays take me away from you."