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Joke of the Day
"Jokes about communism are funny... Unless you share them with everybody"
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"It's ridiculous that the pope has to go around surrounded by armed guards these days I know he's a priest but he's not going to do anything out in public"
"Sorry I'm late. My dog ate my car."
"What's a desert's favorite song? Darude-Sandstorm"
"Wife: Let's get my mom a special gift; one that will make her lose her mind! Me: How about a guillotine? Wife: Me: I'll be on the couch."
"Picture a scavenger hunt where the only items on the list are ""your house keys"" and ""your house."" Well, son, that's what drinking is like."
"GUY: How do you make a living? FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what?"
"I bet the worst thing about being abducted is the whole country knows your real weight."
"Two more nuns Two nuns in a bath. First one says ""where's the soap?"" Second nun says ""yeah, it does doesn't it."""
"""knock knock."", ""Who's there?"", ""Allah"", ""allah who?"" ""ALLAHU AKBARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!"""