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Joke of the Day
"Why is Barbie not pregnant? Because Ken came in a different box."
Next Joke
"Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast? Because one egg is un oeuf."
"The apostles fell asleep in the Garden of Gethsemane while Jesus was praying. Noticing that they fell asleep, Jesus woke up St. Peter. ""Huh? What? Oh, sorry, Lord, I forgot the coffee!"""
"What did the ghost say to the bee? Boobee!"
"What did the stamp say to the envelope? ""I've become attached to you."""
"What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other? They were MAROONED!"
"I'm glad George Washington didn't live long enough to see his face printed out and rubbed on the ass of every stripper."
"I just got fired from my noose making job :( I was there for several months, but I just couldn't get the hang of it."
"Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany? They fear the wurst!"
"I thought I'd lose tons more weight if I drank extra glasses of water every day, but I guess I was just diluting myself."