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Joke of the Day

"If Jesus was a Jew . . . If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Puerto Rican name?"

"Is this math joke going to be bad? Paraboly"

"Boss: How come I don't see you doing any work? Me: Because you have no imagination!"

"You know, I really hate Mexican jokes that rely on sterotypes They just cross the border."

"Ronald McDonald runs for president. His slogan? Make America's Weight A Gain."

"Do I have a girlfriend!? Are you kidding me? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TOILET PAPER THOSE THINGS USE!?"

"Fun with wife A man has fun with his wife......."

"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 6 drinks"

"wife: ""HOW ARE WE OUT OF ICE AGAIN?"" me: ""DUNNO,"" I yell from the bathroom; the penguin and I can barely contain our laughter."

"Why are there no Irish lawyers? They can't pass the bar."