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Joke of the Day
"I have a photographic memory But I ran out of film a long time ago"
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"Q: Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve? A: It was a litterbug."
"Everyone thought you could get a writing job from twitter but that never happens anymore its only for things like becoming the president"
"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival."
"I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone."
"For her birthday, my wife asked for something that went from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds... I got her a scale."
"A billionaire, a clown, and a presidential candidate walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""How's it going, Donald?"""
"Non-Americans won't get this. Obesity"
"Do you know any sodium jokes? Na."
"I'm in the hospital with meningitis, so here's a joke on the back of my tiny $10.00 juice box : what kind of shoes are made from bananas? Slippers."