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Joke of the Day

"I have a photographic memory But I ran out of film a long time ago"

"My boyfriend and I are Cherokee Indians. He stood me up at our favorite restaurant last night... But it's OK. I don't think we could have stayed anyway, we didn't have a reservation."

"Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!"

"Wet T-shirt contestant asks former contest winner: Any pointers?"

"Doc : You have been diagnosed with obesity. Me : Yeah it runs in my family. Doc : Nobody runs in your family, you fat fuck."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"""Mommy, why does everyone at school pick on me?"" ""I've no idea, Someoneyourownsize."""

"What is green, slimy, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger"

"Why did they let the chicken join the band? Because he brought his own drumsticks"

"So did you hear about the brother and sister that got married? They opened up an incesteraunt."