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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hapoy frog? Hoppy"
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"Things Women Over 30 Should Never Wear 1. exploding glove 2. ham sandwich 3. flaming fireplace 4. Dead bird helmet 6. shark eggs"
"Reward: Lost Dog What kind of a reward is a lost dog?"
"Fall is fast approaching. Time to sew all my jean legs back on."
"An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man. 'What are you doing' he shouted. To which his wife said to her lover 'See I told you he was stupid'"
"Why does a blond wear a tight skirt? To keep here legs closed. "
"You remember those yardsticks? They don't make them any longer."
"Cheating at a limbo contest.... that's about as low as you can get!"
"If I was a police sketch artist I wouldn't listen to the victim. I'd draw a majestic gay dragon then flip it over and be all, ""Is this him."""
"Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning? Because the friar rises!"