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Joke of the Day
"I used to be a banker But then I lost interest."
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"With women it's not about how much money you make, what you drive or where you live at... LOL Who am I kidding, even the homeless women go after the homeless guys with the most stuff.."
"What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! Courtesy of the popsicle I just enjoyed. Had to share. Have a great day."
"A Mexican magician says he can disappear on the count of three. ""Uno.... Dos...."" and poof, he disappeared without a tres."
"What's grey? A melted penguin!"
"Q: What did the finger say to the thumb? A: I'm in glove with you."
"What's the difference between organized crime and politics? One's organized."
"so a law school student walks into a bar- -exam and walks out a lawyer! good job I'm so proud of him."
"My girl asks why I love chocolate so much. Well, I have several Reisens..."
"""On my way"" I said, pretending to drive my bed."