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Joke of the Day

"Boyfriend rushes home: Pack your bag honey, I've won Rs.10 crores in a lottery. Girl Friend: Wow! Dubai or Switzerland? Boyfriend: Who Cares? You just pack your bag & GET LOST!!!"

"I asked for a chemistry joke, and he responded with this. [x-post from r/dadjokes] What's the difference between an anal and oral thermometer? The taste."

"Employees are rungs on the ladder to success... don't be afraid to step on a few."

"Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms."

"""Mos Def"" is my favorite rapper named after a girl who doesn't actually plan on hanging out with you."

"The most successful marriages and the very worst marriages end exactly the same way... ...with one partner watching the other one die."

"I only eat ""indie"" breads. I am a Naan-Conformist"

"I bet snowmen think it's weird that the ground is completely covered in their skin."

"I just saved a bunch of money by shopping online with other people's credit card numbers."

"You could tell if someone was wearing a cape underneath a white button down shirt is all I'm saying. #weknowitsusuperman"