95919
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a comedian that can't get a girl pregnant? Carl Barron"
Next Joke
"Just a small joke Your penis"
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? [NSFW] I can't jelly my dick down your throat."
"So many Jesus accounts...and not one is verified"
"A comma is the difference between ""Yesterday, I met the strippers, Donald Trump, and Hillary Clinton."" and ""Yesterday, I met the strippers, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton."""
"If I was a superhero, I would be ""not right now"" man."
"Have you heard the latest trend... Have you heard the latest trend that's blowin' up the Internet? It's cyber-terrorism."
"Looking forward to Monday? You're married"
"Tried to start an origami company... It folded."
"It says here on your resume that you're ""good at traps,"" could you expand on that while I investigate this pile of leaves on the floor?"