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Joke of the Day

"So the Enlarged Prostate and the Bladder are taking. The bladder says "" move I gotta pee!"" the Enlarged Prostate smiles and says "" Sorry but urine trouble."""

"You're fat and you need to diet... I won't sugarcoat it because you'll eat that too."

"What Did H Say 2 O? Water you doing?"

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-Sore-Arse"

"My wife has the body of a 16 year old schoolgirl... She keeps it in the fridge."

"I now feel I've watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I'll be able to successfully make it in prison."

"I never would've noticed that you removed me as a friend, until you tried to add me back."

"""What else can we think about?""- Insomnia"

"I've recently obtained a book on the guidelines of masturbation So far, I've stuck to it."

"Top Five Accountant Taboos: 5. Unreconciled difference 4. Doesn't foot & crossfoot 3. No journal entry support 2. Cooking the books 1. Sex"