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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC? He was Edward Snowed-In."

"Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents!"

"The fight against Hilary and Donald If Hilary wins a door to women's rights will be opened and if Donald Trump won the there won't be anyone to open that door"

"Best thing about being a hermit? No peer pressure."

"Two cannibals are stewing up a clown One turns to the other and says, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""

"4yo: Raise your hand if you are young Me: *raises hand 4yo: No, daddy, not you."

"Why do fish live in salt water? Because *pepper* makes them sneeze!"

"Satan's not all bad. He's an equal opportunity employer."

"Who is the musician's best friend? The drummer!"

"Did you see the joke on Reddit about fixing the telephone pole? It was a repost"