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Joke of the Day

"Q. Why did the belt go to jail? A. Because he held up a pair of pants!"

"What's red and green and spins round & round & round? A frog in a blender."

"Did you hear the one about the nympho who went fishing with 5 guys? She came home with a red snapper."

"Ate a salad for lunch so basically I didn't eat lunch."

"What's the funniest joke that doesn't reference itself? Clearly not this one!"

"I flying insect just flew into my house and exploded! I think it was a Jihaddy long legs"

"What's Forrest Gump's password to reddit? 1jennay1"

"A fox: People aren't so bad. I hear they named a news station after us. [Watches 1 minute of Hannity] We attack the humans at dawn."

"""I've looked everywhere"" to men is really ""I skimmed the floor then opened and shut 3 cabinets"""

"Did you ever try to shave your own butthole? It's a real pain in the ass."