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Joke of the Day
"[Request] Some computer jokes."
Next Joke
"You guys wanna hear a dirty story..... A horse fell in the mud."
"I told this girl that I was an architect. It's true in a way, since I now have to design an intricate web of lies to back it up."
"What do you call a car that eats other cars? A carnivore."
"I just took out a spider so big that, moments after, the postman rang the doorbell and I thought it was the spider."
"What kind of outfit says ""I want you to let me stand in your group so I don't look like a loser but I don't want to talk to any of you""?"
"The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty."
"I ate 2 pieces of string... When they came out they were tied together. I shit you knot."
"What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum? He's gladiator."
"What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street? You need to cul de sac."