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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum? He's gladiator."
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"What do you call Brienne's Dad? Tarth Vader."
"Did you know the internet was created by egyptians They have a long history of worshiping cats and writing on walls. Inspired by a post on showerthoughts"
"What do you call a fish that can't sing? An out-of-tuna!"
"What do you call a Communist sniper? A Marxman."
"Random girl: OMG I love your UGG boots Me: No No... that's just the way my feet look"
"Me: "" Doctor can you die from Constipation"" ? I'm a bit worried how full of Shit some people are !"""
"There's a wormhole in the center of my bagel.... ""Of course, that's not a Cinnamon-Rosen bagel....you bought an EINSTEIN-Rosen bagel!"""
"It must have been really strange for Jesus to be the only white guy in the entire Middle East."
"Did you hear about the musician who couldn't even pay to be in tune? He was only a few cents off."