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Joke of the Day

"What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street? You need to cul de sac."

"I think every joke should have a serious element of Fe-y"

"I went to the psychiatrist today I told him that I have started hearing voices. He told me that I don't have a psychiatrist."

"All my sisters ex fiance smoke pot... She just couldn't marijuana them."

"Why do Welsh farmers .... Why do Welsh farmers tend to have sex with sheep on the edge of a cliff? So the sheep will push back"

"To teach my kids about the election I let them vote for dinner. They voted for pizza so I made tacos to teach them their vote doesn't matter anyway."

"I'm not sure if putting Christmas lights up would offend my Jewish neighbours. So just to be sure, i'll hang a massive swastika in my window too."

"why did the computer go to the cafe?, and who is the king of the classroom? to get a byte, and the ruler!!! my one sub teacher tells absolutely terrible jokes everytime we have her!"

"""Deodorant?"" - Foreigners"

"Gun control sounds like a dangerous but exciting way to change the channel"