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Joke of the Day
"The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty."
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"Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to ""cheek his paperwork""."
"What's the difference between a Toronto Maple Leafs fan and a 14-year old girl? Nothing. They are both just waiting for the first period to be over."
"knock knock who there hop hop who knock knock who there hop hop who"
"I feel so off the grid. I watched the Grampas instead of the Grammys last night."
"What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies? ""Meet me - oh, right.."""
"Pretty sure that Twitter is not one of the seven habits of highly effective people."
"Which joke is better? How many tickles does it take to tickle an *inbred* octopus? Ten tickles. How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles."
"I was getting a handjob from this blind hooker... She told me: WOW! This is the biggest dick I have ever felt! I said ""No way! You're pulling my leg!"""
"Chinese takeout Chinese food to go $15. Gas to go pick it up $1.50. Getting home and realizing they forgot one of my containers.... Riceless."