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Joke of the Day
"I ate 2 pieces of string... When they came out they were tied together. I shit you knot."
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"[Date] Karen: ""You okay?"" Ian: ""I'm undressing you in my mind"" K: ""Okay... you look confused!"" I: ""I've never seen a bra strap like this"""
"3 in 1 QA jokes Q: What does a nosey pepper do? A: Gets jalapeno business! Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator"
"I like to skip when I'm carrying my flamethrower cause no one ever suspects a skipping girl of starting fires."
"I am writing a book about the history of camping. It's all in past tents."
"Paul Walker took up Zen Buddism not long before his death. . . He became one with a tree."
"""Sit"" dog sits ""Down"" dog lays down on floor ""Play Dead"" dog graduates college, finds job, gets married and has kids"
"I watched Cinderella backwards today..."
"1 in 5 American children are now on food stamps which is why we must cut food stamps to reduce their dependency on food."
"What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough? ""I'm afraid that's all going to waist."""