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Joke of the Day
"I just tried to kill a spider with hairspray He's still alive, but his hair looks amazing."
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"Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians? At the Klondike Bar."
"A man walks into a psychiatrists office wearing saran wrap pants. Man: Doctor, I think I'm crazy. Psychiatrist: Well I can clearly see your nuts."
"Somebody asked if I wanted some salt. I was like ""Naaaaa"""
"Hallmark Card: ""I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."""
"I turned on my computer and it went ""Word"" and I was like ""Yo""."
"There's no crying in baseball! But there is in cryball and you're gonna make it big, kid! Are you smiling? There's no smiling in cryball!"
"People like it when girls shake their boobs and butts in public, but when I spin my penis in a circle, people call me a ""Sex offender"" and tell me ""Don't do that in public parks."""
"""Well children"" said the cannibal cooking teacher. ""What did you make of the new English teacher?"" ""Burgers ma'am."""
"(from my 8 year old) What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions? Arrows con Pollo"