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Joke of the Day
"Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians? At the Klondike Bar."
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"Thinking about opening a lingerie shop for plus size women ....... Gonna call it KING THONG"
"The life of a penis is a sad one.... His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, and his owner beats him."
"MORON joke Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal? He found steel wool pads in her bathroom."
"How come when animals have sex at the zoo it's ""educational"" But when I have sex it's ""immoral"" and ""illegal"""
"I'm not necessarily saying that I am or am not a super hero, but I do occasionally stand with my hands on my hips."
"What the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? John Wayne stopped killing Indians a long time ago."
"My ex wife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER"
"What did cinderella say when she got to the ball? *Choking Noises*"
"So, the KGB walks into a bar... ...and they start, uh... they... I, uh... I don't know. I didn't see *anything*; I swear!"