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Joke of the Day

"""Well children"" said the cannibal cooking teacher. ""What did you make of the new English teacher?"" ""Burgers ma'am."""

"I only wanted one Duran."

"I'm so embarrassed! My wife caught me measuring my cock! It reached just to the back of her sister's throat."

"Q: What kind of dog can jump higher than a building? A: Any dog. A building can't jump."

"What do you call a redneck orgy? A family reunion."

"I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago... ...and so far all it's been doing is gathering dust."

"3 white girls go to a hotel . whats it called the "" i can't eve inn"

"*opens door* trick or treat? ""It's October 14th"" I'm dressed as a time traveller *scraps dinner off plate into his bag* ""touche"""

"If I ever saw an amputee being hung, I'd start yelling out letters."

"Why is salsa dancing so popular? Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80."