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Joke of the Day
"Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position? He just couldn't hold it any longer."
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"Any salad can be a Caesar salad. If you stab it enough."
"What did the redneck say to his sister? Oooh yeah, baby!"
"So, there's a plane... So there's a plane. The plane crashes, and every single person dies. However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible? He wasn't single."
"My heart goes out to all the single thermometers that don't get any help from the therdadeter."
"You deserve a handjob from Edward Scissorhands."
"What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers."
"What is the opposite of an iPad Mini? A Maxi Pad"
"Damn girl are you my dad? Because you're not there"
"Adding ""family"" to words sucks out all the fun: Vacation? Family vacation. Car? Family car. Movie? Family movie. Affair? Family affair."