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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl are you my dad? Because you're not there"
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"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheel chair. (And yes, I know I'm going to hell)"
"What's the difference between a blowjob and a burger? Oh, you don't know? We should do lunch sometime."
"Pretty sure I just did some classical ballet move as I got off the computer chair to get to the kitchen and saw a spider on my floor."
"If the earth is round why is there no round 2?"
"If you see me with a water bottle, there's probably vodka in it"
"Why is light beer like sex on the beach? They are both fucking close to water!"
"I once told a girl to text me when she gets home She must have been homeless"
"Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs? Chicks are for kids!"
"What was Hitler's greatest accomplishment? He killed Hitler"