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Joke of the Day

"Adding ""family"" to words sucks out all the fun: Vacation? Family vacation. Car? Family car. Movie? Family movie. Affair? Family affair."

"Recent studies have shown that 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy"

"Gerard Butler: Can I get sugar? Waiter: This is sugar. *GB stands pissed* GB: THIS..IS...SPLENDA!! *GB kicks waiter through glass panel*"

"A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, ""What'll it be?"" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck."

"id be so offended if a group of ppl just rolled through my room on safari rn as im lounging in bed and just pointed at me and took pictures"

"""ENTER PASSWORD"" *types 'snowflake'* ""RE-ENTER PASSWORD"" *types 'snowflake'* ""ERROR. PASSWORDS MUST BE IDENTICAL""."

"Wife walks up to husband and asks for money Wife: I need some money to buy a bra Husband: do you think you have breasts big enough to buy a bra? Wife: when you bought boxers, did I say anything?"

"Wife: Where are you going? Me: I'm wearing my robe and boxer briefs so obviously I'm off to fight crime"

"I forgot my baby was in the backseat of my car and I accidentally threw my case of beer on him He was ok though. It was light beer."

"A zero and an eight are walking in a desert... and the zero asks the eight ""aren't you too hot with that belt on?"""