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Joke of the Day

"Me: congrats! Are you pregnant? Her: (awkwardly) Noooo... Me: *panics* do you wanna be? -great save- thanks brain"

"A werewolf is chasing you. Your life flashes before your eyes: crappy jobs, breakups, Ren fairs. The werewolf gets depressed and goes home."

"I'm too immature for adultery."

"My daughter lost her 1st tooth today so I'm staying up all night to see The Rock in a tutu."

"The White Walkers don't need to attack The Known World as they all kill each other there anyway."

"How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? None. They've already screwed everything"

"A kid is playing with his Testicles, while his mom baths him... ""Mommy is this my brain?"" ""Not yet sweetheart, not yet"""

"What's the worst kind of joke? Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone."

"How do most women like their eggs? Ovarie-z"

"Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom? Because it's waaay easier to swallow"