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Joke of the Day
"The White Walkers don't need to attack The Known World as they all kill each other there anyway."
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"Why do blondes wear their hair up? To catch everything that goes over their heads."
"Dating is just deciding if you like a person more than being lonely, then choosing wrong."
"What's the difference between a muslim sex-doll & a christian sex-doll? The muslim sex-doll blows ITSELF up."
"Thor, the god of Thunder, was riding on his filly ""I'm Thor!"" he cried. The horse replied, ""Then uthe a thaddle, thilly!"""
"Why is an old car like a baby playing? Because it goes with a rattle."
"""There's no use crying over spilt milk."" Unless you spill it on a winning Powerball ticket, then you should probably cry."
"I stand right next to the ""God Hates Fags"" guy with a sign that says ""Please Ignore My Ex-Boyfriend"""
"Drunk people are the only honest ones left."
"I only drink twice a year When it's my birthday, and when it's not"