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Joke of the Day

"I'm too immature for adultery."

"How are babies different from feminists ? Babies grow up and stop crying"

"My doctor told my my stool was loose. I should have warned him about sitting on it."

"What do you call a viking cemetary? A grey fjord."

"There's a Gulf between peoples' appreciation of cartoons. Dubai doesn't like the Flintstones, but Abu Dhabi do."

"Calling in sick to work... Me: Im not gonna be able to make it to work today bossman I'm sick Boss: You don't sound sick...? Me: Well, I'm fucking my sister, IS THAT SICK ENOUGH FOR YOU"

"Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer? To make it Fall."

"Keep in mind that ""The Cat in the Hat"" is a lesson to your kids on how to throw a house party when you're gone..."

"Teach us About Absolute Zero! 0K!"

"always carrying a megaphone in case you have to sigh at someone far away"