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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst kind of joke? Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone."

"What do Australians call the state in which Sydney is located? (nsfw) New South Fucking Wales"

"Last week I had to fire my lawn maintenance workers. They just weren't cutting it."

"Oscar Pistorius said he wanted a new bathroom door..... But his girlfriend was dead against it"

"What do they call the 13th floor in England? The 12th floor."

"I can't be the only one worried about where spiders go in winter."

"Having swords for arms was a terrible first wish but it was a genie and I blurt weird things out when I panic."

"How do you give an ice cube an identity crisis? Drop it like its hot."

"What did the lawyer say after the short trial? That was a brief case."

"Why Does Waldo Wear Stripes? Because he doesn't want to be SPOTTED!!!"