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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst kind of joke? Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone."

"I tried changing my password to ""brazildefense"" but Reddit said it was too weak hope you find it funny!"

"How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall? B 52."

"The FBI's terrorist hotline is not a place to chat with hot terrorists. I know that now."

"What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words? That you **had** to fart."

"When people say ""To be honest..."", it means that up to that point they've been lying."

"I sold my sole to the Devil yesterday... He was pretty pissed off when he found out it wasn't a typo."

"What's another name for an assistant stable cleaner? A co-pile-it!"

"Sometimes I see a post and think "" good.. its your own fault"""

"What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills? A Greek."