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Joke of the Day
"My inferiority complex has a pool and tennis courts."
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"A hot girl goes to confession She says ""father, I had sex out of wedlock"" The priest says ""pics or it didn't happen"""
"What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust."
"What is the Technical name For IronMan Overreacting? ""Fe"" male"
"[Interview] ""Why'd you leave ur last job?"" My boss felt threatened by me [Flashback to juggling lighters after dousing boss in gasoline]"
"If you cry every day in your relationship.. sit down, take a deep breath & ask yourself, ""Am I dating a Human or an Onion?"""
"""Mom, I'm here to make your boobs big."" - smiling 3 yr old comes out of garage with a bike pump."
"Newt Gingrich suggested there's a ""right way"" to legalize gay marriage. He also reaffirmed that there's no ""wrong way"" to eat a Reese's."
"What do electricians get for Christmas? Shorts!"
"People ask me why I don't cuss... ...I tell them it's none of their fuckin' bitch-ass business to know why."