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Joke of the Day

"[Interview] ""Why'd you leave ur last job?"" My boss felt threatened by me [Flashback to juggling lighters after dousing boss in gasoline]"

"Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis? He gives them runs!"

"""Errors in pronunciation eventually become part of the language if used widely enough over a long period of time"" linguists, supposably"

"What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism? a fungimentalist"

"Men look at boobs for the same reason women look at puppies in cages. We just want to set them free and play with them."

"How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods."

"What happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your truck back, you get your house back, you get your girl back, and you get your dog back."

"Has anyone heard the joke about the magic tractor? it was driving down the road and it turned into a field."

"I don't feel bad ignoring the baby when she cries. If she really needs something, she should text me."

"When the woman was asked if she liked asian cock... She replied, ""No, I prefer caucasian."""