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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust."
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"The biggest problem with two-faced people is, never knowing which face to slap first."
"What is a pigs favorite type of acrobatics? Porkour"
"A toothless termite walked into a tavern ... and said: ""Is the bar tender here?"""
"Why is the dog man's best friend? He has to have someone to blame the farts on."
"But if two men get married, they'll BOTH be stupid in detergent commercials and then no one will buy the correct detergent."
"What does a gentleman do after sex? He puts the diaper back on."
"Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator... I'm taking this shit to a whole new level."
"How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists? Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it."
"Trump's gonna be sooo mad when he finds out that China realized building a Great Wall didn't keep foreigners out 400 years before he did."