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Joke of the Day
"What is the Technical name For IronMan Overreacting? ""Fe"" male"
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"*walks in at 3am* Wife: OMG, what happened? Me: I was attacked. [front door 5hrs later] Neighbor: What happened to our inflatable Santa?"
"Did you here about the woman who got attacked by a gang of mimes? They performed unspeakable acts on her."
"Jack and Jill went up the hill So Jack could lick Jill's fanny. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock 'cause Jill's a goddam tranny!"
"They say 1 in 3 men are gay. I'm not gay, he's not gay..."
"Last night a police officer knocked on my door and said ""Sir, it looks like your mother in law has been hit by a bus"" I replied "" I know, but she has a great personality."""
"""Say TGIF ONE more time"" I say, scowling at my coworker with no children, ""Go ahead, say it again."""
"Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off? A: Saves time."
"Self-defecating humor..... ...are just shitty jokes about yourself."
"<gets on elevator > Pushes all the buttons Hugs everyone Prays out loud that we're not going to die Gets off at the 2nd floor Laughs"