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Joke of the Day
"So I was petting a duckling the other day... you could say I was feeling a little down."
Next Joke
"I don't understand how anyone can get married until they've met everyone else in the whole world, just to make sure."
"Have you heard of the grammar nazi? He is really anti-semantic..."
"You didn't comment on my selfie. WHO IS SHE"
"Every journey has a beginning. -ahem- Just a small town girl Living in a lonely world..."
"Dog walking is by far the easiest job I've done.. It was a walk in the park"
"How long does an owl live? About six and a half books."
"We are not talking over a radio! This relationship is over! Me: This relationship is what? Over"
"I showed my iPad to my iPod, and he was all ""what's up fatty""."
"How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling"