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Joke of the Day
"Boy ant: Feel like a swim? Girl ant: Can't, I'm not boy ant."
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"What do you call a man who's always in high spirits? An alcoholic."
"Saw a grown man riding down the street on a BMX. I yelled what does BMX stand for? He replied ""DUI""."
"I told my friend to stop telling jokes about the Abominable Snowman Yeti still does"
"I was arrested for killing a black man I thought I would be charged with murder, but instead I was charged with impersonating a police officer."
"I think I'm non-committal I mean I'm pretty sure, but, you know, who knows, really?"
"Tourist in America I was going to take my wife to visit all the sites where they protested the police shooting of innocent black men. But i've only got 6 months...plus community service."
"Eye no howe too spiel"
"When I see a couple and the women's pregnant. I always walk up and YELL ""why don't you tell him who is really the father."" and walk away"
"What do you call a Chinese billionaire? Cha Ching"