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Joke of the Day

"Why do lesbians only shop at REI? Because they don't like Dick's."

"Adele has announced that she will be singing the theme for the next James Bond film. Diet Another Day will be released in 2014."

"Her lips said no, but her eyes said... read my lips"

"Stay positive ladies, maybe he just didn't hear you the first 100 times."

"What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married? Feyonce"

"Couple claiming Virginity: Girl:If this Is your 1st time,then how did u do it so well? Boy:If this Is your 1st time,then how do u know that i did well???"

"I'm proud to be black, said the black man. I'm proud to be Asian, said the Asian man. I'm proud to be white, said the RACIST."

"Women say magazines portray an unrealistic image of beauty therefore making them feel inadequate. Then they buy 12 inch dildos."

"I've got a fungal skin infection It was a little itchy at the start, but now it's really growing on me."

"What did the raped dog said to the PETA activist? Thank god I am not an African kid."