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Joke of the Day
"Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May? The Lay-Boar Party."
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"What's the world's sexiest phone number extension? 6969"
"What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita? Uppsala"
"What instrument do piggys play in a band? Pigcussion!"
"Don't forget to check your backseat for murderers! Haha! No, but seriously bring me a coke it's hot in here."
"What do you call a gay guy who gives blowjobs? A butt-head"
"Caesar: Veni, vidi, vici meaning I came, I saw, I conquered. Which is probably useful for explaining why the strip club down the street now has the motto: Veni, vidi, veni."
"What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area? *A roamin' Catholic.*"
"The milk is so good its Legendary"
"What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White? Shaking Bad."