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Joke of the Day

"How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD? Send them to a concentration camp!"

"Think you can save humanity? Well, Jesus nailed it."

"Yo mama is so fat... Yo mama is so fat she stubbed her camel toe!"

"The internet was down at work today. I got about 7 months worth of work done out of boredom."

"Thank you for explaining the word 'many' to me. It means a lot."

"A blonde decided to go to grad school"

"A pregnant teen and her baby is thinking the same thing... ""My mom is gonna kill me."""

"Can't decide whether to go to bed or to finish this Rubik's cube I started in 1988."

"A blonde said, ""I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn-signal fluid."" "

"What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion? Well, the cross was a big plus"